diff --git a/src/lib.rs b/src/lib.rs
index 2a83cce..50640fb 100644
--- a/src/lib.rs
+++ b/src/lib.rs
@@ -6,13 +6,13 @@ use regex::Regex;
 //is this the best way to do this? probably not
 mod modules;
 
-use modules::{bully, lenny, join_rude};
+use modules::{bully, lenny, join_rude, grass, noemo, ttb};
 
 type ModuleFunc = fn(regex::Captures, &Message, &VecDeque<Message>)->Option<(String, String)>;
-const NUM_MODS:usize = 2;
+const NUM_MODS:usize = 5;
 
 
-const MODULES: [(&str, ModuleFunc);NUM_MODS] = [(lenny::PATTERN, lenny::mod_message), (bully::PATTERN, bully::mod_message)];
+const MODULES: [(&str, ModuleFunc);NUM_MODS] = [(lenny::PATTERN, lenny::mod_message), (bully::PATTERN, bully::mod_message), (grass::PATTERN, grass::touch_grass), (noemo::PATTERN, noemo::no_emo), (ttb::PATTERN, ttb::time_to_baby)];
 
 pub fn build_modules() -> Result<Vec<(Regex, ModuleFunc)>, regex::Error> {
     let mut regex_array: Vec<(Regex, ModuleFunc)> = Vec::with_capacity(NUM_MODS);
diff --git a/src/modules/grass.rs b/src/modules/grass.rs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..3f3c4ae
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/modules/grass.rs
@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+use irc::proto::Message;
+use std::collections::VecDeque;
+
+pub const PATTERN: &str = "\\$grass (?P<nick>[^\\s]+)";
+
+pub fn touch_grass(captures: regex::Captures, message: &Message, _: &VecDeque<Message>) -> Option<(String, String)> {
+
+    let grass_toucher = captures.get(1).unwrap().as_str();
+
+    let complete_message = format!("{} thinks you should go outside and touch some grass, {}",
+                                   message.source_nickname().unwrap_or("unknown_nick").to_string(),
+                                   grass_toucher);
+
+    Some((message.response_target().unwrap_or("#lug").to_string(), complete_message.to_string()))
+}
diff --git a/src/modules/mod.rs b/src/modules/mod.rs
index 8316154..967a619 100644
--- a/src/modules/mod.rs
+++ b/src/modules/mod.rs
@@ -1,4 +1,7 @@
 pub mod bully;
 pub mod lenny;
 pub mod join_rude;
+pub mod grass;
+pub mod ttb;
+pub mod noemo;
 
diff --git a/src/modules/noemo.rs b/src/modules/noemo.rs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..5af55eb
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/modules/noemo.rs
@@ -0,0 +1,13 @@
+use irc::proto::Message;
+use std::collections::VecDeque;
+
+pub const PATTERN: &str = "\\$noemo (?P<nick>[^\\s]+)";
+
+pub fn no_emo(captures: regex::Captures, message: &Message, _: &VecDeque<Message>) -> Option<(String, String)> {
+    let emo_person = captures.get(1).unwrap().as_str();
+
+    let complete_message = format!("{} thinks you shouldn't be so emo, {}. Take a deep breath and lighten up",
+                                   message.source_nickname().unwrap_or("unknown_nick").to_string(),
+                                   emo_person);
+    Some((message.response_target().unwrap_or("#lug").to_string(), complete_message))
+}