39 lines
1.5 KiB
Rust
39 lines
1.5 KiB
Rust
use rand::prelude::Rng;
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const PHRASES:[&str;24] = [
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"Go back to your cronjobs",
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"Don't you have a student machine to fork bomb?",
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"If your poor excuse for a bot is GPT4 then I'm Alan Turing",
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"You put semicolons in your python code",
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"You put your curly brackets on a separate line",
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"Just stop now, you're not getting the guru point",
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"OS is going to eat you alive",
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"L + Ratio",
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"You probably think it makes more sense to index at 1",
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"Matlab user",
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"The one extra point isn't gonna save your grade",
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"Jupyter Notebooks user",
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"You definitely leave zombie processes when you exit VSCode",
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"It's the honor code not the honor suggestion",
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"Wow another bot that responds when you say hello, how unique",
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"Zahm may be closed, but you still give off Zahm vibes",
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"They really let anyone in here huh?",
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"You're the tech bro who doesn't actually know how to code",
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"You wear a sweater when it's 70 outside",
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"Go take a shower I can smell you through the screen",
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"Don't try to hard you'll hurt yourself",
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"I know fish with better coding skills than you",
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"Nepo baby",
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"this student uses LIGHT MODE in vscode"
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];
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pub fn join_rude(nick: &str, channel: &str) -> Option<(String,String)> {
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let rude_message: &str = PHRASES[rand::thread_rng().gen_range(0..PHRASES.len())];
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let complete_message: String = nick.to_string() + ": " + rude_message;
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Some((channel.to_string(), complete_message))
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}
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